Diatribe free ice cream

August 26, 2006 at 4:12 pm (Day to Day)

There wasn’t a long diatribe on my bitter hatred towards ovaries and the gender that carries them so that should be an indication that things went just fine last night. I won’t get into details over what happened since the situation leading up to it were pretty simple, despite some of the complications that occured to conclude it.

Just one question: why do I always get the crying girls? I don’t mind an emotional person, especially if the situation warrants the emotions, but there are plenty of times that I swear are just a “cry” for attention.

Innapropriate situation
Me: So I pretty much think you smell funny, and your personality reminds me of Keanu Reeves in every action movie he has played in: a melodramatic bad boy that always has his personal raincloud following him.
Her: *CRIES*

Appropriate situation:
Me: I hear Michael Bay is making a new movie.
Her: *CRIES*

I think most people would agree that Michael Bay making another film is worth some tears.


1 Comment

  1. scott said,

    Rob: I didn’t believe in predestination till I met you.
    Girl: *CRIES*

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